Slam Book

Most people know Ann M. Martin from her popular series, The Baby-Sitters' Club, or her preteen one-offs, like BUMMER SUMMER or ME AND KATIE (THE PEST). I had never actually heard of SLAM BOOK before, until I saw it mentioned in Gabrielle Moss's fantastic book, PAPERBACK CRUSH, where she lists some influential paperback books aimed at preteens and teens from the 70s-90s, when publishing began to discover that not only was there a niche for kids in the double-digits but also that it was $$profitable$$.SLAM BOOK appears to be geared towards an older audience than some of Martin's other books. The "heroine," Anna, is just starting out as a freshman in high school. Right before she begins at her new school, she has a visit with her cousin, who introduces her to the concept of a "slam book." For those of you who are old (like me) and don't know what a slam book is, it's like the burn book from Mean Girls or like those apps people can download where people can anonymously ask you questions (I think one of them is called ASKfm), only it's all done in physical form, like a yearbook, where anyone who has the book can see it.***SPOILERS AND DISCUSSION OF TRIGGERING CONTENT TO FOLLOW*Anna's burn book is an instant hit and she and her three friends, Jessie, Randy, and Paige, get really into it. The book is passed around to the entire school where everyone gets things written out them. WHAT FUN you are thinking, because you are a fool. If you're not a fool, you're probably thinking THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL, and you would be correct, my non-fool friend. It does not end well. Not that any adults get involved. Adults weren't invented until the 2000s. Anyway, things come to a head when Paige, the rich mean one, decides that she wants a boy, so she spreads a rumor that results in him breaking up with his girlfriend. When she tries to hit on him, though, he's like EW NO, and asks Anna out instead. WHAT. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW RICH AND AWESOME PAIGE IS? SHE WILL HAVE HER REVENGE. Suddenly, Anna is being called boy-crazy and a boyfriend-stealer! That's so hurtful! It's only ok to insult OTHER people but it HURTS when you do it to Anna! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW COOL AND AWESOME ANNA IS? SHE WILL HAVE HER REVENGE.Anna decides that the best way to humiliate Paige is by siccing the unpopular heavy girl on her. Cheryl. She tells Cheryl (through the slam book, in Paige's handwriting) that a boy named Kirk likes her. This goes on for a while until eventually Anna sets up a fake double date between Paige, Kirk, and Cheryl. Cheryl goes to Paige's house on a bicycle, dressed up in her dead mother's prom dress, and Paige answers the door and basically unleashes the power of the slam book on Cheryl in person (basically, you know, insulting her looks, her body odor, her fashion sense, her poor person poverty). Cheryl ends her life. Paige feels guilty about this and ends up trying to take hers also.But OH NO Anna feels guilty when someone who isn't unpopular and heavy almost dies. The truth must out! SO she tells Paige, who has just had her stomach pumped or something IDK, that SHE was the one who wrote all that stuff in the slam book. Paige gets mad and Anna is like HEY I'M JUST TELLING YOU WHAT I DID OK YOU DON'T HAVE TO BLAME ME. Also, Anna confessed to her mom first and her mom said-- THIS IS LITERALLY PARAPHRASED FROM THE BOOK-- no Anna it's not your fault, these girls just aren't "well-adjusted" (actual word used) and you aren't to blame if you didn't hold the razor or the pill bottle. WHAT. WHAT. WHAAAAAAAAAT. *head explodes*So anyway, Anna is like neither of us are at fault, hooray no consequences, and everyone who isn't Cheryl lives happily ever after.This book was published in the 90s when bullying really wasn't treated the same way it was now. I grew up in the 90s/early 2000s and I can tell you that administrations liked to keep a hands-off approach when it came to bullying and harassment. When I was the same age as Anna, actually, I was being bullied. I had a group of people following me around, calling me several slurs, threatening me with physical violence, shoving me in the halls, and encouraging me to end my life. They harassed me online and offline and when my mom complained to the administration and told them I'd been keeping logs, they were like IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN ON CAMPUS WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT SO GOOD LUCK WITH THAT BYE. Because-- remember-- adults weren't invented until the 2000s.It wasn't until a number of high profile cases of MySpace harassment and bullying that culminated in suicide went viral that adults started to think, WOW, I GUESS ONLINE BULLYING ACTUALLY FOMENTS IRL BULLYING AND VICE-VERSA? WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TOLERATE THIS. Because it's finally the 2000s and adults remembered that not only were they invented now but that teens probably shouldn't be left to their own unsupervised devices on the wild west of the internet. You see all these people on Twitter boo-hooing about how X slur or Y harassment kept them from getting into their college of choice because boo hoo hoo it was the internet and everyone's mean. Anyone who's well-adjusted with a sense of humor understands an LOL or an internet funny JEEZ. But the fact of the matter is, words have consequences and sometimes they leave wounds that can outlast any bruise. Part of growing up is learning how to be accountable for one's treatment of others.WHICH IS WHY THE ENDING OF THIS BOOK WAS SO INFURIATING TO ME. Because it's basically like "welp, she was weak and sad so sucks for her but also not our fault, BYE." No one really gets any real consequences for their actions and the only one who experiences REAL guilt over what she did is Paige, who is then immediately told not to worry about it. In some ways, it's a rather keen snapshot into how bullying and accountability was viewed in the 90s and 00s. But it's also a pretty toxic and infuriating mess, too, because it ages so badly that it almost seems to suggest that the kids who get bullied are asking for it in some way. The way that Randy's ethnicity (Black) was handled was also pretty clumsy. She's bullied for being an "Oreo" (a pejorative term for someone who is Black but acts "white") but nobody is ever punished for this and Randy just sort of ends up sucking it up. Also, there's an infuriating scene in the beginning of the book where Paige is shoplifting and like lalala FREE STUFF and Randy is like NOT COOL and the other girls are like OH MY GOD WHAT A SPOILSPORT WHY IS SHE STORMING OFF? Which would be a great teaching moment for how Black people are stalked in stores while people like Paige get off scot-free but NOPE. Paige isn't punished and Randy is just way lame, you guys, omg. At the end of the book, Randy is talking with her mom and she's like I'M GLAD MY CLIQUE DISBANDED and I'm thinking, Randy is literally the only sane person in this entire book and why is she not the heroine??? #RandyForPresident2024.*exhales deeply*So obviously I hated this book. Until about 80% I liked it just fine but then it went all "NO REAL CONSEQUENCES LALALALALALA" and I wanted to launch it into a solar flare.Ann M. Martin, you make me sad. I thought we were cool.1 out of 5 stars

Remember The Baby-Sitters Club? If you're a '90's kid, you definitely do. For those who don't, they were breezy, wholesome stories of junior high aged girls... well, babysitting. LOVED the books. Worshipped Ann M. Martin. Read every book of hers I could find. Somehow, thankfully, this one eluded my young, innocent self.It's extremely true to life, as high school goes. The pettiness, the back-stabbing, the gossip, the jealousy; it's all there. If I had read this as a kid, I'd be terrified of high school. I honestly think this book is even more relevant today, what with cyber-bullying. The Slam Book was truly a precursor to the internet; faceless bullying was it's purpose!Anna, popular in her junior high set, is scared about starting high school. Will people from other schools respect and worship her group like her former schoolmates did? Her cousin hands her the solution to being recognized in the ocean of high school: a Slam Book.Soon, even other popular former junior high students from other schools are seeking out Anna as the keeper of the Slam Book. Everyone knows her name! High school isn't so bad.Then, her friend Paige writes a lie to snag a boy (which, it's worth mentioning the other girls wordlessly witness), and it escalates from there. Utter chaos! Accusations are made. Tears flow. There are dire consequences, for some. There's a great line where Anna compares being the keeper of the SB to being rich or having celebrity parents - do people like you for those reasons alone, or because you're you?This isn't the fluff I'd expected, though. There's a drunk parent, negligent parents, underage drinking is hinted at, a drug-addicted brother, and more. Pretty heavy stuff compared to the BSC.I have to say, I love that we saw the "loser's" point-of-view - I really wasn't expecting that. It made her more human, which I think young readers who've never been bullied need in order to realize they're actually hurting another human being. But, having said that, why didn't Cheryl shower? Was the water cut off at her house, or was it just a case of "why bother?" And the blue eyeshadow, red lipstick, and pink prom dress - the fact that she was just ignored and not taunted mercilessly blew my mind. That'd never fly in any real high school, or else mine was just super brutal.This should be required reading for junior high and high schoolers. What you see as harmless fun could actually be making your peers' lives hell.**SPOLIER**The best part was Anna's parents, basically telling her she was off the hook for causing the suicide because, paraphrasing, "this person already had issues. The Slam Book situation just drove it over the edge. If it happened to someone more well-adjusted, it'd hurt, but they wouldn't kill themselves over it." Ok, whaaat? **END SPOILER**Humans suck and are sneaky, jealous and crummy. Teenage girl humans crank that up to 11.The moral of the story, girls, is just be friends with boys. There's so much less drama. Plus, friends with benefits.**SPOILERS** It would've been interesting to follow Paige closer, to see exactly what caused her to make the V&V, the exact chain of events that led her to it. Was it that she had no friends left AND the Cheryl thing? It's clear that she was upset because of Cheryl, but I think she wanted to punish Anna (and possibly her own mother) by ODing. Also, she never stole in front of people - did she even steal at all, or was that a tactic employed to impress the other girls? Inquiring minds want to know!I was sure we were going to find out that Randy saw Paige buying something Paige claimed to steal and THAT'S where all their weirdness came from, but, nope, it's just because Randy's black, apparently.

Book was frayed on the corners and very yellow pages this was a gift and was not presentable for that purpose

This was a huge disappointment. The characters were flat and unbelievable and the book was very "telly," and didn't draw me in. it just wasn't what I expected at all.

Before reading this book this evening, I thought of Ann Martin as an OK writer. I like her "Baby-Sitters Club" series fine, but I don't think of it as literature. This is not literature, but I didn't know Martin could do dark as well as she does in this story.OK, plot: Anna is starting at high school, and her cousin shows her a way to be popular - a Slam book, which has kids write their opinion of any kid in a page in the book under their name. Everything is pretty mellow, until Anna's friend Paige starts writing mean untrue things, and Anna ends up dating Paige's crush. It doesn't help when Paige writes mean things about Anna and Anna's revenge pulls loser Cheryl into the mix.There's a lot of different plot lines running through this book. Jessie's family life, Cheryl's problems, and of course, what's going on with Anna. I do recommend this book, but for any adults thinking of giving this book to their kids, one warning (SPOILERS coming up): The plot involves drinking, drug use, and suicide.