Girl House [Blu-ray]

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I first didn’t know what to expect, this movie kept me glued to the TV with suspense and horror. I have now watched it two other times with friends and they all loved it

It starts out with a young boy who gets humiliated by two young girls, and grows up to be a computer expert, as it allows him to work alone. He watches live streamed porn from a house that is set up for that purpose. He becomes obsessed with one of the girls, Kylie. The owners think they have everything covered to protect their girls, and that no one can find out where the girls reside. Bad assumption, as they put too much faith in their security, and thinking that having an ex-football player as a guard is enough. So the man starts his onslaught of violence against the women, and in particular hoping to get at Kylie. It is quite violent, and the worst part of it is that when Kylie was in mortal danger, her character just got more and more stupid. Apparently her character had never seen one of the movies that has Jason as the main character. Does she manage to turn the tables? That would be a spoiler that I am not going to divulge. It is not really a terrible movie, but certainly is not a good movie.

Trust me on this....there's a lot worse slasher films out there than this one. Bad guy reminded me of the classic film slasher characters which I will never get tired of. Oh....if you are some guy who wants to see porn here on Amazon....this isn't it. There is some nudity, but not as much as some of the hard up guys wanted to see based on some of the reviews that I read. So.....if you like Slasher films say from the 80's then I think you will at least not mind this one.....I actually enjoyed it a decent amount.

When you start glancing at the clock watching a thriller, it's not a good sign, but that's not what annoyed me the most. Let's start with the Ted Bundy quote about porn at the top pf the movie. If porn created serial killers, the USA would be knee-deep in blood—but isn't this line also partly blaming the cam girls for their own deaths? Also, the whole Miss Goody Two Shoes being "forced" to do porn by her circumstances—the inference that the women who die somehow deserved it? Then the porn lover who witnesses the slaughter: "I'll never watch porn again?" Maybe it was meant to be "funny" but give everything else, it seems like more moralizing. -1 star for that.Second of all, have the filmmakers EVER seen webcam porn? Here's a hint: no guy is going to pay money to see teenage lingerie dancing, teasing, and a lot of covered-up sex. The movie teases with PG-13 nudity. The film's description claims it's an "X-rated" website, but the filmmakers expect us to completely suspend our disbelief and not even make the attempt to convince us this is porn. -1 star for lying.Third of all, the cat & mouse of the slasher got tedious after a while, largely because the film wasted the build-up by only making us care about Miss Two Shoes. But it sure took great care in slaughtering the cam girls that get killed, making them victims that die for the benefit of the audience only AND as "punishment" for being nasty porn girls (per the Ted Bundy setup). Then of course, all the dead-girl movie cliches. -2 stars

The main girl was actually pretty smart in what she was doing. Moral of the story, bash in the head before running to help someone else, and (similar to other horror flicks) don't be a jerk to others. There were some things that did not make a lot of sense, such as the lack of security overall was shocking, and the police response seemed off. Interesting story line though.

You know what you came to see in the movie and they deliver! checkMurderer in a mask - checkblood and gore - checkB star line up - checkwhat more can you ask for? Set no expectations and just enjoy the senseless movie

Nothing new here. Move along folks.I wanted to enjoy a good old fashioned slasher romp but this one missed the mark and missed some great opportunities. For those of you who need to fulfill their horror sex appeal quota for the day, look no further. This film has enough T&A to make the producers of late night skinemax blush. I'm not complaining but the truth is that the girls of girl house are never given a chance to be anything more than shells of human beings, cardboard cutouts for fantasy. Not that I was yearning for anything deep mind you. A film like girl house is for one thing and one thing only, and that's to be entertained. In that department, I guess it lives up to it's name. However, it felt like there were too many missed opportunities to give it 3 stars. The most redeeming thing about the film was the terrifying speed the killer has. For a big man, he's frighteningly quick. I guess if you're in the mood for some T&A and a big lighting fast killer, you've found your movie for the night. Me - I tend to like more nuance and depth to my horror, but to each their own.